Early morning, sun barely awake – Joe van Zyl, a septuagenarian legend of sorts in the snaking corridors of our quaint drug rehab in Gauteng – begins his routine. His words, much akin to a drawn out yawn, drape over the never quite clean enough coffee table.
“You see, my boy,” he divulges, almost whispering, his words edging towards an unseen precipice of truth or fiction. “It’s much like the war, finding yourself in a place such as this.”
How fitting, Uncle Joe comparing his battle with the bottle to his days spent warring with Swapo rebels. You chuckled, right? Yea, I was there.
One could posit that alcohol rehab and a full-blown insurgency have only the slimmest of metaphorical threads bracing them together, however, as one patient bravely once whispered to me, “Joe’s a bit tapped, but he’s our touchstone.”
Uncle Joe’s shared pieces of his life become our placeholders in this rehabilitation refuge. Whether it’s the time he supposedly (Note the liberal use of adverbs!) single-handedly stormed an enemy bunker and survived a grenade blast, forever surrendering his left ear’s hearing, or his fiercely contested claims of once training a flock of hadedas as an advance warning system against enemy incursions.
From his narrative, you’d be forgiven for believing the ol’ chap was the very incarnation of Hemingway and Indiana Jones’ lovechild. He was our unreliable narrator, his tall tales embedded with meanings as elusive as the famed Ark and as complex as understanding why we’re addicted in the first place.
Uncle Joe, in his own unique, often unnerving manner, helped us laugh at our addictive demons. And isn’t laughter the best medicine? Mmm… now there’s a thought for all those capitalist-minded rehab centers swimming in the mental health pool over in Johannesburg and surrounding areas.