The Chronicles of the Karoo Phantom Shitter: A Mystery Wrapped in Beetroot

The specter of this enigmatic entity had danced through the corridors of rehabs across South Africa, depositing its clandestine gifts like a perverse Santa, but it favored this one, where reinforcement was sackcloth-thin, and the night as porous as the desert air.

Siri, Cure My Addiction!”: Inside SA’s Rehabs Going Full Sci-Fi.

Why settle for group therapy with actual humans when you can have your deep-seated issues interpreted by algorithms?